MHC's Favorite Jokes!
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If you have ever stepped one foot inside Max Higbee Center, you'll probably agree that instantly you're hit with a flood of laughter. Someone somewhere is telling jokes, pulling pranks or just being downright funny. Take a gander at some of our members favorite jokes! Have a funny that you want to be added to the list? Email Maxhigbee@gmail.com and we'll get it added!
What did one whale say to the other whale?
Say it, Don't Spray it!
What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
Hurry get dressed, the nurse is taking us out tonight!
Why was the mother flea sad?
Because the others went to the dogs
What's black and white and goes Oom Oom Oom?
A cow going backwards!
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Your best friend, and he's always going to be there!
What do you get when you give a cat lemons?
A Sour Puss!
Why did the guy take a ruler to bed?
To see how long he could sleep?
What did Santa Clause use to shovel snow?
A Ho Ho Ho!
What did one hotdog say to the other hot dog?
Hi Frank!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you in the corner.
What did the mama broom say to the baby broom?
Go to sweep my baby.
What's a Pirates favorite letter?
RRRRRR
What did one whale say to the other whale?
Say it, Don't Spray it!
What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
Hurry get dressed, the nurse is taking us out tonight!
Why was the mother flea sad?
Because the others went to the dogs
What's black and white and goes Oom Oom Oom?
A cow going backwards!
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Your best friend, and he's always going to be there!
What do you get when you give a cat lemons?
A Sour Puss!
Why did the guy take a ruler to bed?
To see how long he could sleep?
What did Santa Clause use to shovel snow?
A Ho Ho Ho!
What did one hotdog say to the other hot dog?
Hi Frank!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you in the corner.
What did the mama broom say to the baby broom?
Go to sweep my baby.
What's a Pirates favorite letter?
RRRRRR
